Crypt KEEpEr

   This is a standard 12" floor model Holmes stand fan that oscillates from side to side. This will be the mechanism to turn the head from side to side in a slow, natural movement of someone scanning the room. I start with this and simply remove the fan and fan cage. Cut off the shaft that sticks out the front that used to have the fan attached.

   Fast forward. This is what your Keeper will look like when roughed out. First you will make a box (you may be able to utilize a 5 gallon bucket upside down or a milk crate for this). For me making the box is actually the easiest thing. It will be about 16" square. You will mount the fan to the center of the box with drywall screws through the ends of the fan feet. Then simply work out from there.

   Take a close look at the armature of the chest and shoulders. I made mine out of primarily 3/4" oak plywood. I started with a piece 17" wide and about 12" high. I rounded the top corners where the shoulders are and then tapered that down as a chest using a standard jig saw. Then I cut out a 6" diameter hole from the top of the chest that actually has an opening at the top of about 4" wide. This allows the neck to clear the wood completely as the fan body oscillates from side to side. Once you have the chest cut out, attach it to the shaft of the fan so that the fan body is centered to the hole. I used two pieces of wood that was cut out to slip over the shaft and then put one screw through the each end and into the chest (from the back) until the wood pinched against the shaft tight enough to keep it from moving or slipping.

   Next we will build out to keep the shirt the Keeper will wear from getting tangled up in the fan's movement. This will look like skeleton bumps under the shirt, so don't worry about the look of a "real" skeleton. The section you see behind his head is a 13" wide arc that will allow the back of the fan body to move without hitting it. Screw this on with 2" drywall screws through the chest and into the ends of the arc. Use wood glue at these two joints and use 2 screws for each side.

   Now we make a cage for the front of the fan at his chest center. Make your sides as shallow as possible and still clear the front corners of the fan body. Attach this the same way as the back arc with screws that go through the back of the chest and into the two pieces. Now we need to block the area with two 1/4" thick slats to keep the shirt from getting into the fan again. One is 1" wide and the other is 2". Just screw these on with 1" screws.

    As you can see in the photo, the arms articulate. I achieved this by starting with the shoulder "sockets". I used a piece of 3/4" solid oak 2" long and 1 1/2" thick. Round the corners as you see here and drill one hole through the chest and screw a 1 1/4" screw through the back of the chest into the solid oak. Leave this joint dry (no glue) so under pressure the socket will turn left or right slightly. Next I used a 3/4" x 3/4" solid oak upper arm 13" long and drilled and counter sunk holes through both ends. I drilled a corresponding hole into the shoulder socket with one side countersunk and attached the two with a 1 1/2" long #8 machine screw. Both the head and the nut of the screw should be flush with the wood so they won't snag on the shirt later. Then I attached a 12" long forearm to the inside of the upper arm, overlapping each 3/4", then finally the 7" hand to the outside of the forearm. Now my arms are poseable to a large degree.

   The legs are the same basic construction. The hip sockets are just a piece of solid wood 3 1/2" long 2 1/2" tall. Screw this down between the two side fan feet with 3" screws (be sure to predrill through the socket and countersink 1/4" deep). Drill a hole 3/8" below the top edge so when mating with the leg the two will be flush. Cut the upper leg 21" long. Mate this to the lower leg 19" long and to the foot 9" or so long. The legs need only articulate toward the front, not side to side.

   Next, attach a 3" wide piece of plywood about 14" long to the front of the box, 3/4" above the bottom with two 1" x 1" L brackets. Attach a 3" x 12" piece under the other end with 1 1/4" screws. Then screw down a post to the top of the extension. You can use a 3/4" section of black pipe (plumbing pipe) with a flange on each end. Since you want the overall height of your table in front of the Keeper to be about 26 1/2" high, buy a section of black pipe (threaded on both ends) 24" long. Next screw down a 16" deep, 18" wide section of the 3/4" plywood to the top of the post. This takes care of the wood work for this project!

 
 

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